momma, whatchu cryin bout?: Teaching kids to give... →
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and when i accepted he sent me a message saying “who r u”
When you're at school and you see someone who has...
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How teachers assume groups of three work: everyone does 1/3 of the work
How they actually work: One cunt does absoloutley nothing, another person doesn't really understand but tries their best, and the third person ends up doing 70% of the work so that they don't fail.
my dad: has anyone ever tried to kill you
me: lol no
my dad: but how can you be sure
if they didn't succeed
classicrockneverdies: Dance The Night Away - Van...
diemonstrum: The number of times my hands will slip while writing this IS TOO DAMN HIGH. oops, Kaiser fell off the ship
diemonstrum: I FOUND OUT ALL THE CLANCY BROTHERS AND TOMMY MAKEM ARE DEAD. ALL OF THEM. DEAD. WELL THERE GOES MY DREAMS. MAISON MADE ME REALIZE THAT ALL OUR FAVORITE ACTORS WILL BE DEAD IN A MATTER OF YEARS. WE’LL JUST READ IT IN THE PAPER AND START CRYING, AND THEN OUR HUSBANDS WILL BE LIKE, “What’s wrong?” AND WE’LL BE LIKE, “THE SEXIEST MAN ALIVE JUST DIED.” AND THEN HE’LL BE SAD. ...
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georgeharrisno: you know what really gets on my nerves when people fuck with a substitute teacher and make them angry or confused or sad like no thats just fuckin wrong
My Brother: Is it illegal to expose yourself to a blind person?
My Brother: Why is it called a building when it's already built?
My Brother: If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches?
My Brother: When something is shipped by ship it's called cargo, but when something is shipped by car it's called a shipment...
My Brother: If love is blind, then why is lingerie so popular?
My Brother: Why is impediment so hard to say when used to describe someone who has a hard time talking?
My Brother: What's the speed of dark?
Me: -awake forever trying to figure out all the answers-
me: ma, I’m planning on continuing my studies after i graduate- mum: no please tell me I’m not the only one who sees something wrong with this. BESIDES ME WANTING TO STUDY AGAIN AFTER I GRADUATE
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Someone: "Wow you eat a lot that's not healt---
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I'm such a disappointment to everyone else around...
laugh-addict: You and me both then. You, me, and the 77 others.
Dreaming of a private library
damn, I’d be one classy mofo..